Don't make out with my wife yet
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
meet me or not, i'm out of control
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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