i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
