why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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