This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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