i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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