Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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