Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
we're so committed to being not committed
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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