so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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