If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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