ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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