Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i don't like sucking hair
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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