fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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