We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Randomize
