I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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