If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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