Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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