so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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