D3 body, D1 cock
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I skipped work to stalk him.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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