Christians are straight up FREAKS
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
