Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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