So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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