3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
