well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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