i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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