Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
