They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Text me some of your sweat
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