Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
