I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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