Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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