He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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