Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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