well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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