If i come over, it means nothing
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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