I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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