she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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