let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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