yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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