ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i think i have herpe
just one?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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