dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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