What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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