her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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