whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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