I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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