Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
