she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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