i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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