Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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