Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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