Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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