he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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