ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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